February 18, 2010
  • molly: duuude - some homeless guy tried to get all up in Joe Biden's business at the Olympics.
  • mel: yeah, with a homemade security pass.
  • mel: we've gone over this before, but I think this is a great time to start looking at hiring new security people for the White House
  • molly: I couldn't get a forged doctor's note past my seventh grade homeroom teacher, but Sneaky Pete makes an ID out of construction paper and spit, and almost gets to sit in Joey B's lap?
  • mel: if you could sit in any government official's lap, who would it be?
  • molly: well it would have been teddy kennedy
  • molly: RIP
  • molly: but if not him, I think Biden would have a real Old Spice vibe that I could get on board for
  • mel: I don't think nancy pelosi would be terribly cozy, but if I got that close, I could confirm whether her eyes roll back in her head like a shark.
  • molly: would you wear your chum sweater?
  • mel: naturally.
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