- molly: is it weird to hope that barry will issue some sort of executive order to make john mayer stop saying stupid shit?
- mel: the technology needed for that order could easily bankrupt the country.
- mel: how would we combat all of his sexual napalm?
- molly: okay, let's figure out a way to regulate it
- mel: we get Warren G and Nate Dogg to revoke his hood pass?
- molly: no, like tax it.
- molly: every time he says something stupid, he gets taxed.
- mel: like a swear jar, but interest-bearing
- molly: exactly
- mel: you know that he'll just pass on those costs to the consumer
- molly: whatevs. just 'cause I have your body is a wonderland on my iPod doesn't mean I paid for it, y'know?
- mel: you have your body is a wonderland on your iPod?
- molly: it's like getting a mani/pedi for your earballs.
February 17, 2010
