- molly: so the obama kids can't watch jersey shore
- mel: how else will they learn about how all Italian-Americans really are?
- molly: is it weird that I'm starting to feel sorry for the jersey shore kids?
- mel: um, yes?
- molly: they're not really doing anything that all mid-20s people haven't done
- mel: they're just doing it with more gel, body glitter and rhinestone tigers
- molly: I mean, we've all done things we're not proud of
- molly: we're just lucky that they weren't showed to millions of people
- molly: I mean, if we really stood back with some perspective, I think we'd better understand The Situation.
- mel: oh. I get it. All that just to make the reference to The Situation guy.
- molly: patience is a virtue, yo.
- mel: so you don't really feel sorry for them, do you?
- molly: god no.
- molly: I'll feel sorry for Jay Leno before I feel sorry for those blown-out bitches.
January 14, 2010
