- mel: so I'm beginning to wonder why we haven't been invited to the white house.
- mel: apparently anybody with a pulse can waltz into a dinner and get a fucking high five from the president
- molly: while we, as esteemed pundits who are contributing to the ongoing political discourse, are getting the cold shoulder.
- mel: though, to be fair, we are pundits with serious profanity problems and probable undiagnosed personality disorders
- molly: you're right. if I was a secret service dude, I probably wouldn't let assholes like us in to kick it with Barry either.
- mel: if I was a secret service dude, I would hate that earpiece thingy I'd have to wear.
- molly: but I would enjoy the authority and dope sunglasses that came with it.
- mel: unforch, I'm too pretty to take a bullet.
- molly: yeah, I'm a bleeder.
- mel: we should stick to typing nonsense and barging in uninvited to parties in the greater LA area.
- molly: i wouldn't have it any other way.
January 5, 2010
