- mel: just daydreamed about Barry dressed up like a cat for halloween.
- molly: like a black panther?
- mel: no, just a classic sexy cat with the headband ears and fuzzy tail.
- molly: i'm sort of ugh about halloween this year
- mel: i'm tired of - "I spent a lot of money and time and effort on a costume that I can't have any fun in and that, in a best-case scenario, will end up broken, torn or covered in vomit by the end of the night."
- molly: yeah, and if I saw barry in a really great costume, instead of being impressed, I'd be like, "Didn't you have some fucking work to do?"
- mel: also, after lady gaga, no one's really going to impress me with costumes.
- molly: she's doing halloween 24-7.
- mel: at a party, she'd be like - "oh, wow - you rented that Captain Jack Sparrow costume again? Yeah, I spent September dressed up as a fucking planetoid for no reason at all. Later, boner."
- molly: actually, that would be hilarious if she dressed up for halloween in a really shitty costume, like a sexy cat.
- mel: but then the next day, got the lower half of her body removed and replaced with cat legs, just for fun.
- molly: that's the kind of commitment i want from my pop stars these days. otherwise, i ain't even getting out of bed.
October 30, 2009
