- mel: the dems health care bill is gonna cost $894 billion over the next ten years.
- molly: damn. do you know what i would do with 894 billion?
- mel: "buy a lot of guns". yes, i know, we've already talked about this.
- molly: that's right! sweet diamond incrusted guns with skulls and tigers and hearts all over them
- mel: this is why no one would ever let you be president.
- molly: wait, why?
- mel: because you want to reallocate our health care money to developing a line of ed hardy guns.
- molly: i think that's exactly why i could be elected.
- molly: if i got every douchebag from Long Island to Long Beach to vote for me and my sparkly gun platform, i'll be running this country before you know it.
- mel: you're so right that it scares me.
October 29, 2009
