- molly: barry's all over h1n1. he's totally going to kick its ass.
- mel: yeah, well hopefully not before i get out of work next tuesday
- molly: you still think getting swine flu is the best way to ensure you're first in line for jojo at the wiltern?
- mel: i just took a ride on the metro and licked every single seat.
- mel: twice.
- molly: the metro? well, that's certainly a good place to try. too bad you can't go in to trader joe's anymore after what you pulled on friday.
- mel: nah, forget it. they're all too healthy there to have swine flu. beside, if a grocery store cant handle me putting their credit card machine styluses in my mouth, then i don't want to shop there anyway.
- molly: why don't you just fake sick? i'm sure you don't want to be at jojo with h1n1 anyway.
- mel: goddamnit, molly. i will stop at nothing to see jojo, even if it means i have to infect myself and a room full of los angeles tweens.
- molly: bring me back a t-shirt.
October 25, 2009
