- molly: ugh, this obama vs. fox news thing is kind of ridiculous
- mel: why whip up the hornet's nest?
- mel: it's not like their audience is suddenly going to go, "wait - obama isn't going to let them do interviews? honey, let's switch to NBC!"
- molly: it's sort of like trying to ignore the loud, smug kid in your freshman economics class.
- molly: the one with the beady eyes, squinting through the encroaching jowls of the self-satisfied
- mel: the one who sort of read some ayn rand and has "johngalt1776" as his IM name
- molly: the only way to really get him to shut up is to find him at a party where he's holding forth about Keynes or something, get him liquored up, wait for him to pass out, then have everybody take pictures with their balls on his face.
- molly: then you can send those to the entire school. After that, he stays quiet.
- mel: TEA BAG PARTY!!!!
- molly: we were very patriotic that night.
October 23, 2009
