- molly: so did you hear about this Tween Summit in Washington?
- mel: yeah. they wouldn't stop texting me about it.
- molly: they make it sound like there are all these tween girls who understand the health care debate and have opinions about gun control.
- molly: that makes me so ashamed of 11-year-old me.
- mel: yeah. 11-year-old mel only cared about books about elves and headbangers ball.
- molly: you could have tried to tell me about enslaved children in ghana when I was eleven, but I wouldn't have heard you over the mighty mighty bosstones playing in my walkman
- mel: and now there's a tween in the white house.
- molly: we should have a talk with her.
- molly: don't make 11-year-old-us look bad.
- mel: try doing something vapid and/or lame and/or dangerous.
- molly: yeah, sneak out on sunday afternoon while your mom is sleeping to go to the mall so you can get glamour shots taken so Chip McConkle will like you.
- mel: did it work?
- molly: no. but glamour is its own reward.
- mel: nothing says "grace kelly" like feathered hair and a bedazzled denim jacket.
- molly: stop all that sexting, tweens and pay attention.
- molly: you wanna get a man, you better tease it out and shine it up.
- mel: you just became a gay pageant coach.
- molly: DREAMZZZZ
October 13, 2009
