- mel: big barry just got himself a nobel peace prize.
- molly: whatevs.
- molly: I just got myself a domino's pizza prize.
- mel: did you make an international call for nuclear disarmament?
- molly: no, it's just a local call.
- molly: but I did help this girl next door get her weave unstuck from her ironing board.
- mel: how did her weave get stuck to the ironing board?
- molly: it's a quagmire, yo.
- molly: fog of war, and all that.
- mel: can i come over and share your prize?
- molly: come quick. the republicans don't think I deserve it.
October 9, 2009