October 7, 2009
  • mel: WHY ARE WE BOMBING THE MOON?
  • molly: because it's smug.
  • mel: i think i've watched too many movies about robots, because when I heard that the spacecraft that is firing on the moon would then crash into the moon right afterwards, I got sad for the spacecraft.
  • molly: are you picturing johnny five from short circuit when you think about the spacecraft?
  • mel: i would rather hang out with johnny five than most of the people I know.
  • molly: if barry could get the government to make me a robot that would crack a lot of great 80s jokes and do funny things with his eyebrow plates, i would vote for him to be king forever.
  • mel: fuck democracy. we've got hilarious robots.
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