- molly: this is going to probably sound a little silly, but i wonder if there's anything barry can do about this whole jon and kate thing. i've been grinding my teeth at night.
- molly: maybe send them to camp david for a weekend with a mediator and maybe they can find a way to be amicable and work things out.
- mel: you still think barry should quit working on health care reform and just concentrate on fixing unfortunate celebrity gossip stories?
- molly: yeah, i mean, i'm can't be alone in this! i can't possibly be the only one who's starting experiencing heart palpation ever since polanski got arrested. i wouldn't need health care if the things that were ruining my health were taken care of directly.
- mel: and you're the one who owes 15,000 bucks to cedars sinai for the ambulance ride and stomach pump last weekend.
- molly: exactly. maybe i wouldn't feel the urge to eat an entire bottle of Benadryl and chase it with a handle of bacardi o if i could just get some closure on this fucking Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo thing. A public apology from Romo delivered from the oval office! something!
- mel: all those out of pocket therapy sessions adding up?
- molly: exactly. and don't even get me started on the broken hands.
- mel: you never even started punching walls until kirstie alley got twitter.
October 6, 2009
