- molly: last night's episode of the hills was intense.
- mel: i was on the edge of my seat the whole time! who do you think justin bobby is going to pick? audrina or kristin?
- molly: i think you know that the real question here is "who would barry pick?"
- mel: i think he's going to pick audrina. she's a dependable silent partner.
- molly: oh hell no! kristin all. the. way. barry needs a strong woman with an opinion.
- mel: yeah right, slut! audrina's been on the hills for five years. that makes her a classic.
- molly: are you really going to step to me, you fat whore? you don't even know what you're talking about. barry is all about change, and what could be a bigger change than LC stepping down as narrator and kristin taking over.
- molly: the final answer is kristin.
- mel: you're messing with the wrong bitch!
- molly: go eat another slice of cheesecake, you vicious hippo.
October 1, 2009
