- molly: dood, check out this video: http://vimeo.com/6747788
- mel: WOW. Wow! look at that!
- molly: i know, i think it's suggesting that barry is a wax statue of some sort.
- mel: yeah, that has an internal wick that was lit the day we elected him and will never ever die.
- molly: like those candles in catholic churches, except he probably smells like a mixture of blueberry muffins and vanilla.
- mel: oh man, he's like an actual living, breathing yankee candle.
- molly: except it's OK if you leave the house while he's burning because he'd never, ever destroy your property so that when you come home nine hours later to a smoking pile of rubble, you don't have to be all "someone must have thrown a cigarette butt, i have no idea what happened, fire marshal peterson."
- mel: yeah, and you couldn't get arrested for filing a false insurance claim or anything.
- molly: god bless america.
September 25, 2009
