- mel: so what kind of counterinsurgency plan do you think Obama should implement going forward?
- molly: i don't know, but my counterjerk plan seems to be working really well.
- molly: i've put up a strong line of defense against jerks and I feel that it's been successful in reversing the momentum of the jerks.
- mel: how have you combated the muscular and sophisticated jerk force, with their extensive propaganda tactics?
- molly: while they may be muscular, their propaganda tactics have mainly been limited to joint readings of The Game, so the main problem has been the fact that there are so many of them.
- mel: plus, we inadvertently armed today's jerks back in the 80s, when Duran Duran made it okay for men to wear shiny clothing with rhinestones on them.
- molly: we created a monster.
- molly: and his name is Tucker Max.
- mel: will your counterjerk strategy extend to tactical strikes?
- molly: if that jerk gets his dirty bomb hands anywhere near me, it's mushroom cloud time.
September 21, 2009
