September 15, 2009
  • molly: well, hallelujah - bernanke says the recession is over.
  • mel: huzzah! banknotes and raises should begin falling from the ceiling any moment now!
  • molly: we'll all play on slip n' slides, except instead of water, we'll be sliding on money!
  • mel: i'll have some tacos, but instead of taco shells, I'll wrap up that carne asada in crisp, delicious twenty-dollar bills!
  • molly: i'll trade in my corolla for a rolls-royce made of gold bouillon!
  • mel: i'm going to finance a broadway show that features a chorus line of girls covered in krugerrands!
  • molly: i'm going to make a scale model of Fenway Park entirely out of blood diamonds!
  • mel: happy days are fucking here again.
Comments (View)
blog comments powered by Disqus