- mel: what do you think obama feels about kanye stealing the mic from lil' Taylor Swift?
- mel: taylor looked like someone had punched her pony in the mouth.
- molly: if Kanye could steal all the mics in the world, he would.
- molly: barry would have to send in the navy seals to keep him from pulling that shit.
- mel: but we can't afford to fight wars on multiple fronts.
- molly: yeah, if we tried to fight kanye's ego, quagmire wouldn't begin to define it.
- mel: sixteen years in and we'd be helicoptering the last survivors out of kanye's ego.
- molly: then a Coppola would have to make a movie about going up river into the heart of kanye's ego.
- mel: the horror...the horror...
- molly: are you talking about 808s and Heartbreak?
- mel: OH SNAP
September 14, 2009
