September 11, 2009
  • mel: damn. looks like we're getting ready to talk with n.korea again.
  • molly: i just wish we would ignore them
  • mel: it's impossible to ignore anyone who you've had such an intense
  • relationship with.
  • molly: no it ain't. just delete kim j.i. from your contact list, drop
  • off his shit in a cardboard box and move the fuck on.
  • mel: don't you think that's a bit cold?
  • molly: oh hell no. and we should be removing n. korea from our facebook too.
  • molly: who needs the constant reminder that they're "lifting at the
  • gym" or "grabbing a bite"?
  • mel: right. i think i'm going to take n.korea out of my myspace top 8
  • and send out a bulletin to all my friends telling them not to believe anything they say about me.
  • molly: and stop making payments on their car, too.
  • mel: i feel so liberated.
  • molly: good! now go put on something sparkly and reserve bottle service
  • at le deux.
  • mel: you got it, girlfriend!
  • molly: stay strong!
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