- mel: Obama health-care reform speech! so excited!
- molly: what if the speech was like a summer festival rock concert?
- mel: like the Glam Slam Metal Jam?
- mel: you could buy Poison thongs at that one.
- molly: how do you know that?
- mel: not important.
- molly: anyway, what if everybody in congress had those yard-long wine margaritas
- mel: and somebody was doing henna tattoos
- molly: and girls were all getting fake dreadlock braids
- mel: and it doesn't matter who's playing, everybody's just having a good time
- mel: and the next thing you know, we're all wearing Poison thongs and we've got universal health care.
- molly: i really wish you'd stop talking about thongs, Poison or otherwise.
- mel: hey, every rose has its thorn.
- molly: when I see you next, cowboy, you're going to be singing a sad, sad fucking song.
September 9, 2009
