- mel: so barry's going to indoctrinate the schoolchildren of america with socialist propaganda
- mel: or maybe he's going to just tell them not to drop out and to not do drugs.
- mel: not sure which.
- molly: what's the difference, bro?
- molly: what's more socialist than staying in school and not doing drugs?
- molly: what those kids need to be doing is dropping out right away and starting a small business
- mel: like, say, a little mom-and-pop drug operation?
- molly: real salt of the earth kind of thing.
- mel: in fact, i'd say that it's their patriotic duty to start said business, then exercise the spirit of free enterprise by undercutting the prices of other drug operations, thereby increasing competition.
- molly: don't forget supply and demand: aggressively promote the drugs to kids, both as users and potential employees of your drug operation.
- molly: you increase the demand for your product, you can charge more and you'll be providing a stable source of employment for your growing work force
- mel: so there it is, kids: drop out of school and start shoveling that snow, or else you're a filthy fucking socialist.
- molly: i'm pretty sure we've got the issue figured out.
- mel: good for us.
September 4, 2009
