- mel: how's your new juggalo lifestyle going?
- molly: it's going. but i'm starting to wonder, will being a juggalo change my relationship with barry?
- mel: nah, i don't think so. beside, i've always gotten a very "closet juggalo" vibe from him.
- molly: yeah, that's what i've been thinking! he's totally a juggalo.
- mel: you know, i heard they serve faygo at white house dinners.
- molly: you heard that? wow.
- mel: yeah, and you know his favorite movie is the fifth installment in the friday the 13th series starring Kane Hodder who proudly identifies himself as a juggalo.
- molly: ya don't say! do you think this means that juggalos will soon be running our nation?
- mel: i think they already are. have you not considered that this summer of death is really a government-run juggalo mass murder?
- molly: mind blown. you've blown my mind.
- mel: all makes sense, doesn't it.
- molly: nothing's ever made more sense in my life.
September 1, 2009
