August 31, 2009
  • molly: so dick cheney is all up in obama's face about the CIA torture investigations.
  • molly: apparently, he's worried that people won't "sign up" for future torture missions if we go after these guys.
  • mel: I like the idea that there's a "signup" sheet on a cork board somewhere, like for glee club or the one-act play.
  • molly: yeah, then they go audition in the cafetorium.
  • mel: "I'll be doing the stage manager's opening from "Our Town", then kicking a hooded man in the testicles for five minutes."
  • molly: then they all crowd around the cork board later to see if they got the part.
  • molly: there's a lot of crying and hugging and forced congratulations.
  • mel: it's just like FAME, but with more internal bleeding.
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