November 2009
3 posts
mel: so...it's been a year since the election.
molly: yeah, but he's only been in office since inauguration day.
mel: so you're thinking he's gonna pull out the stops in the next two months and really wow us?
molly: yep, I'm expecting solar-powered hoverboards and Israeli-Palestinian theme parks in the Gaza Strip by January.
mel: what about the unregulated financial sector, an economy that's bleeding out, two increasingly unwinnable wars, continued lack of commitment to gay rights issues, slow progress on closing Gitmo, health care reform that is still deeply influenced by the insurance and pharma lobbyists, and North Korean nuclear tests?
molly: maybe you didn't hear me.
molly: HOVERBOARDS.
mel: you're right. I want a blue one! With flames!
molly: i'm gonna bedazzle mine!
molly: have anything planned for barry's anniversary?
mel: yes. i have been laid out in a lace teddy with pumpkin pie filling in all of my orifices for hour.
molly: you stole my idea!
mel: unique ideas to surprise your lover are hard to come by.
mel: you think barry's hitting the leftover halloween candy?
molly: just drowning his sorrows in reese's peanut butter cups like the rest of us after the costumes come off.
mel: although he probably didn't sleep in his fake eyelashes like SOMEBODY I know
molly: that's right - I'm sure he had his secret service detail take them off after he passed out amidst a mound of Twizzler wrappers and tallboys
molly: speaking of, do you think I can return fake eyelashes? I don't think there's too much of my eye gunk on them.
mel: if the great pumpkin did come, i think you'd make him sad.